Engrish Ressons part 1

How do the chinese speak... well here it goes... some english lessons for you to ponder

Replace all the L with R (vice versa)

exp : I am now leading a book
He is my Reader he is a good reader and read the team well.
I rove you darring


Replace all the C with SH

exp : I am going to the Shity
I have been shitting here waiting for you for hours


Replace all the V with W (vice versa)

exp : I am going to Sewen Elewen

there you go... instantaneous ways to shpeek like shinese .