Friday, October 12, 2007

Wierd

Thought I would have a pretty good sleep tonight... Then I woke up from a nightmare. A freaking nightmare woke me up.

I can only remember bits and pieces of it.I was at a dinner party. Was wearing suit and tie. No one I know was there, a fire occured at the cocktail table, Then the guests all became zombies. Thats all I remember. I woke up with a craving for alcohol. Took a smoke then tried to go back to sleep. I never did go back to sleep. Now I am the zombie. I am going to work like a zombie, well cept I don't bite.

Now if I was a zombie I would probably die early. I simply refuse to bite humans. I would probably ask if they have bathed, if they eat alot of vegetables, thats a no no. I wont bite anyone that doesnt smell good to me.

On another note.. I have a new philosophy in life. Never make friends or trust any females who doesn't shave their armpit. If I had a choice I would love to have a court order against them.

Quite an unstructured entry this is.

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