I am a man of many hats....

Not too long ago, like last year, 24Seven had a Hat-py party at the SAM museum. It was to quote Eevon

" a congregation of bloggers" who wore hats.

This was what I wore.

Yeap thats me, the fatty with the durian hat.

Needless to say I did not win the Best Hat of the Night contest, for reasons I still do not understand and ask myself everyday.

Infact it was so bad I had to see a psychiatrist for it. It got so bad that even Lucy gave up on me.

Now the damage has been done I went on a quest to find the best hat so that I can show the organisers, they made the wrong choice.

I found even more hats and started trying them on....

Possibly the gayest thing evar put on my head

 

Oh lookie here, I fit in just nice with the monsters from Monsters Inc.

 The fiercest pirate ever... I think besides Johnny Depp, 

I am the best candidate for Pirates of the Carribbean 4. 

I tried to steal his hat, but yes I am afraid of the big bad wolf. 

 

Tried stealing it from this pig, but turns out he was fiercer than the big bad wolf

 

 Aliens on my head.

Marty, We are going BACK TO THE FUTURE..(Cue music soundtrack) 

This is one of my fav... I always wanted to be a Fireman when I was a kid.

Minutes after this photo was taken I was arrested for injuring a fireman and trying to pose as him.

They ran out of jail cell and put me in a dog pound. This was the only cell that could fit me.

During my quest for the perfect hats.. I came across this lady whom I hail as the Queen of Hats.

Medusa is nothing compared to her.