Me : Eh thailand kena taken over, wanna go there join the military?
Des: yeah I am in Bangkok now, I am in power
Me : I knew it, you had a part to play in this coup. WTF you doing there.
Des: In a tank .....smoking.
Me : Nabeh boh jio,you smart hor, wait till thaksin not around then start the coup. I support thaksin one cause his daughter quite chio one lor
Des: You let me know when you coming, the airport also under my control. I send the police that fine me that time to go kill thaksin. Then I marry the daughter.but he failed to do so
(Backstory: During one of our trips, he was fined littering in Thailand outside MBK, was issued a dodgy receipt which we kept making fun of)
Me: Oh you mean tonkachai? (A pseudo thai name we came up for the police man during the trip. Des wanted to write him a complimentary letter for his alertness to feedback@thaipolice.com) When he come back fine him lor, but remember to issue him a reciept.
Des : Yeah then I also return him the reciept he issued me that time.
He was in office in Jurong, I was in office in payalebar. He is still there , I am still here, no tickets were bought to Bangkok. Jus a sms during a boring Wednesday morning.
So funny my friend.
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